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2009 Race Results

  • 2nd, Single Speed, Revenge of the Rattlesnake, Davis, WV
  • 2nd, Expert 40-49, Tymor Park Challenge XC, LaGrangeville, NY
  • 3rd, Duo Open, Leesburg Baker's Dozen 13 Hour, Leesburg, VA
  • 4th, Single Speed, Breckenridge 100, Breckenridge, CO
  • 5th, Expert 40-49, Hop Brook Dam XC, Middlebury, CT
  • 7th, Single Speed, Fool's Gold 100, Dahlonega, GA
  • 7th, Single Speed, Stoopid 50, State College, PA
  • 8th, Single Speed, Mohican 100, Loudenville, OH
  • 11th, Single Speed, Cohutta 100, Copperhill, TN
  • 25th, Cat. 5, Philadelphia Amateur TT, Philadelphia, PA
  • 26th, Expert 40-44, Winter Park Valley Point-to-Point, Winter Park, CO
  • DNF, Shenandoah 100, Stokesville, VA

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  • Hudson 2 Highland Race Series

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Black Flag: First Four Years

This may be the definitive audio document of the early years of the band:

A
1978-1980
(Keith Morris)
Nervous Breakdown
Fix Me
I've Had It
Wasted
Gimme
I Don't Care
White Minority
No Values
Revenge
Depression
Clocked In
Police Story
Wasted

(Chavo Pederast)
Jealous Again
Revenge
White Minority
No Values
You Bet We've Got Something Personal Against You
Gimme
Depression
Police Story
Clocked In
My Rules

(Dez Cadena)
Clocked
Six Pack
Heard it Before
American Waste
Machine
Louie Louie
Damaged I
Jealous Again
Police Story
Damaged II
Louie Louie

B
1980-1981
(Dez Cadena)
No More
Room 13
Depression
Damaged II
Padded Cell
Gimme

(Henry Rollins)
Rise Above
Spray Paint the Walls
Six Pack
What I See
TV Party
Thirsty and Miserable
Police Story
Gimme
Depression
Room 13
Damaged II
No More
Padded Cell
Life of Pain
Damaged I
TV Party (Repo Man version)

I can't exactly remember who put this together mix, but I pretty sure it was either Mike A. or Dave Decay.  This cassette tape has been living in my Corolla for the past three race seasons.  If you've traveled with me to a race during this time, there's a good chance you've heard it.

November 12, 2009 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (1)

Black Coffee

My name is Mark and I am an addict.  Dark roast poured from a French Press is my drug of choice, the earlier the better, preferably before the sun comes up.  Black coffee and Black Flag in the early morning hours have long been a source of inspiration for me, particularly when it comes to bicycle riding and racing.  But it goes beyond inspiration since addiction more appropriately describes that combination. This is one of the better tracks on Slip It In and my personal favorite from that album.  Pour yourself a cup and enjoy!  

August 17, 2009 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (5)

Who Wants to be a Mojo Millionaire?

Which of the following is not a Mojo Nixon song lyric?

a. "Republicans one and all, their tallywhackers are mighty small"
b. "Music television should be covered in jism"
c. "And when I'm sad I go to a club, drink enough beer to fill a bathtub"
d. "Mara-marijuana, mara-marijuana, I like marijuana, you like marijuana, we like marijuana, too."

Contest rules: 

1. No Googling, lifelines, 50/50's, or audience assistance.
2. Dicky is prohibited from playing because he gets up in the middle of the night to answers these silly quizzes and ends up ruining it for everyone. If Dicky posts a comment here, I'll dispatch the Mumbai secret police to his home and they'll force him to perform the lead in a Bollywood-style dance production. I'll make sure the video is posted to YouTube and will feature it here with Simon Cowell type commentary. You've been warned.

February 09, 2009 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (3)

Dead Milkmen Match Game

Match these Dead Milkmen lyrics with their correct song title:

1. "Let's call the sheriff a cocksucker and see if he's read the Killer Inside Me"
2. "I've got a fuck off attitude and that's something that should be kept"
3. "It ate Stills and Nash before they could shout, then it chewed on David Crosby, but it spit him out"
4. "You'll dance to anything by Public Flipper Limited"
5. "God I really hate this music, I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel, if there is a God in heaven, I'm sure that band will burn in hell"

a. Bad Party
b. The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
c. Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
d. Instant Club Hit
e. VFW

No Googling!  Answers will be posted in the comments section next week.

February 05, 2009 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (5)

Punk Rock Girl

The production looks dated and the lyrics need updating (the opening line should now be "One Saturday I took a walk to Crash Bang Boom...") and thankfully, the Philadelphia Pizza Company is long gone.  But the Dead Milkmen remain one of the best bands ever to come out of the City of Brotherly Shove.  Nothing speaks Philly attytood like a good Rodney Anonymous rant.

I once called WXPN during their fund drive and offered to donate twenty bucks if they played The Big Sleazy.  Totally clueless to my true intentions, the volunteer who took my call offered up a meek "We can't guarantee we'll play a particular song..."  It's not like I asked them to play Flipper or The Stickmen, 'XPN staples way back in the day.  Back when 'XPN was good...

Somewhere I have a cassette tape with the Milkmen playing a rockin' set live on 'XPN.  I believe some of those tracks were later included on "Now We Are Ten".  Anyone out there have out there have the entire 'XPN set burned on a CD?  If so, please get in touch.  Until then, I'll just rock out to the Low Budgets fine new album, Leave Us A Loan.

October 16, 2007 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (10)

Revenge

June 05, 2007 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (0)

Dominant Force

The first person to identify the band providing the soundtrack to this video will win some sort of semi-worthless prize.  One hint has already been provided.  Another hint:  the band shares a member with the Bad Brains.

January 25, 2007 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (5)

Attitude

December 07, 2006 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (3)

Up the Punx!

A couple weeks back, Lockwood had an interesting post on the Dirt Rag website.  In case you missed it, the subject of the article was the Unisound, a long shuttered punk rock venue in Reading, PA.  When the Unisound was running at full tilt, I was living in Philadelphia and had little need to travel to the hinterlands of Pennsylvania for punk rock shows.  But the place was a wildly popular spot for punk rock kids in central and northeastern Pennsylvania, and Lockwood, Samantha and Huber all have plenty of stories from the Unisound's halcyon days.

Lockwood's article brought back memories of going to punk rock shows in the early to mid 80's.  Back then, DIY shows ruled the punk rock landscape.  Many shows were held at all-ages venues like Wally's in Bethlehem.  Others were held in unique spaces, like the Blue Horizon, the venerable boxing venue in North Philadelphia.  But after corporate America co-opted punk rock for profits sometime in the early 90's, the scene changed a bit.  Underground acts suddenly became wildly popular.  Bands that cut their teeth at places like the Unisound started playing larger clubs, and in some cases, hockey areas.  In Philadelphia, promoters like R5 Productions have kept the DIY spirit alive, but there's no denying the punk rock scene has changed considerably over the past twenty years. 

Thinking back to the punk rock shows of my teens and early twenties, I was particularly struck by this quote from Lockwood's article:   

"It's odd how a simple photo of some event or scene one day, can be looked back upon as an amazing documentation of some kind of movement. Or a small window into your past that can make the dreams and memories come rushing back. Something you can share with someone and use it to explain the days..."

That being said, I'm looking forward to seeing American Hardcore, a documentary chronicling American punk rock scene in the early 1980's.  An "amazing documentation of some kind of movement"?  Hell yeah.  The trailer alone gave me goosebumps. 

American Hardcore opens in Philadelphia on Friday, November 3rd.  Coincidentally, November 3rd is my fortieth birthday.  Since many of the values I hold today have roots in the punk rock movement, it will be a fitting way to celebrate a major milestone in my life.

October 23, 2006 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (1)

Unisound

Below are pictures from an early '90s show at the Unisound.  Anyone recognize the band?  Hint:  In the 1990's, they made their home in the Mt. Airy section of Philadelphia, near the intersection of Allens Lane and Germantown Avenue.  Another hint:  think of a mantra from the Husker Du classic, Zen Arcade. 

If your last name is Lockwood, you're disqualified from guessing. 

Shelter1_2

Shelter4_1

Shelter3

Pictures courtesy of Thunderlizard.

October 23, 2006 in Punk Rock | Permalink | Comments (6)

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